Tuesday, March 28, 2006

sophisticated or complicated?

cultured? i prefer plain old civilized.

Monday, March 27, 2006

because i love y'all so much...

sometimes when there's no clear explination it's 'cause there is none at all.

in retrospect, i see the poem as the opposite of purim - many seemingly random events connecting into one story. though not my intentions at all, i enjoyed the submitted "perushim" on the tzetel. thanx. the bags contained an orange, a cake, and a bottle of wine. that's it. see the connection? well, i don't.

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

a purim tzetel...

...the following is the note we enclosed in our mishloach manoth this year. can you guess what we put in it? (answer will be posted after the comments on this one hits 30. that's right, 30.

"Shivas Haminim"

7 sins, no sons, of Haman - minim (apikorsim) they were, and might not have been with a little more "CHIVAS". The other 2 sons were rishoim of a different "kind". NinE? Nyne! He had ten. Ve chose the theme of 7 (7 minim, 7 sons, 7 items in the bag) because today - the day of purim - is 7 days since the first day of the rest of your life if you count from the end of Moshe Rabbeinu's and add 70*70*0.7 years. Elsewhere, speaking of our holy leader, is a great mitzvah. Hehehe - get it? THAT'S IT. NOPE. Furthermore, his brother lit the LAMP which later was the center of the miracle of burning 7 days of oil on 1 - a GREAT event that never happened, certainly not on this day (not unless you count TAXI"S charging 7k for every one.

When all is said and done, you've said too much and gotten lazy.
HAPPY POORIM ;-)
p.s. only read this when the drunk start here & it will make more sense.